In which G.M. Norton valiantly tests out skincare products.
In
order to look one’s best; one must have a well-stocked bathroom cabinet.
Colognes,
a manly safety razor, pomade and horn comb all take pride of place, along with
other items such as tweezers and skincare products. Yes, that’s right – men
need to look after their skin too.
As
I don’t have my own personal valet to make sure my grooming arsenal is in
plentiful supply, I was tickled pink to be sent a full skincare collection from
luxury brand, The Refinery.
I
received a face wash, moisturiser, scrub and face mask. I must confess at this
point that until now, I have never used a face mask. Read
on as I take you through my thoughts on each product.
Face wash (100ml, £20)
Mixed
with warm water, I felt immediately refreshed upon rubbing the hairy face that
stares back at me each morning, like a startled rabbit in the headlights.
Revitalising moisturiser (50ml, £43)
As
part of your daily grooming routine, after cleaning your face, it’s important
to dab a little moisturiser on.
This revitalising moisturiser boasts of it’s
anti-ageing qualities. Given that I look about 12 with a clean-shaven face,
perhaps I should hold back on this stuff and revert to a wild libertine
lifestyle, like a Rolling Stone.
Essential oils include frankincense. If it’s good enough as a gift to the
Son of God, it’s good enough for me.
The
moisturiser quickly soaks into the skin, leaving me ready to face the day
feeling very refreshed indeed.
Face scrub (100ml, £23)
This
is a fine face scrub, I must say.
I’ve been using the face scrub a couple of times a week
and have noticed a big difference in my skin and those pesky blocked pores.
Face mask (100ml, £30)
Finally,
we come to the face mask. As I mentioned earlier, this is my first face mask experience.
A clay substance, I spread it across the old face, reaching beneath the mass of
chin hair. Leaving on for a good five minutes, my skin tingled. Mirroring the
face wash, the face mask contains peppermint which did have a cooling effect,
as well as black pepper for extra seasoning and ginger. I do love a ginger.
Final thoughts
There
is no doubt that these are high quality products, packed with only the best
ingredients. My skin has never looked or felt so good before. The packaging is
simple with clear instructions. I have really enjoyed testing them out.
After all this
pampering, I quite like the idea of popping off to one of The Refinery’s luxury retreats in London’s Mayfair and Harrods Knightsbridge. Here you can bask in barbering and spa treatments on top of the skincare. Spa treatments are surely
the next logical step for an aspiring gentleman.
Competition, worth £116!
Do
you fancy winning your own Refinery skincare collection, as tried and tested by
Norton of Morton? It would make a splendid Christmas gift for a man in your life.
To enter, simply tell me why you would like to win these men's skincare products in the comments section below.
You may also enter using Twitter, Instagram or Facebook, again, telling me why you would like to win them. Simple enough?
The competition ends at midnight on Friday 6th November 2015 (only open to UK residents - sorry!). All the entries will be put into a hat and the winner will be picked out at random. I might use a Fez for this one.
G.M. Norton
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Love to win for my partner, so he'll stop using my products
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ReplyDeleteFrom Norton to Morton
These would make a great gift for my friend Philip Morton
This sounds amazing would love to win some for my other half
ReplyDeleteDear Mr Norton, As my skincare regime currently consists of a quick lather with a bar of Wrights Coal Tar soap and an even quicker rub down with a flannel that's sadly seen better days (much like its owner's visage) I am in desperate need of some Refinery...either that or a paper bag.
ReplyDeleteCongratulations, you've won the skincare prize! Please can you send a missive to nortonofmorton@gmail.com
DeleteI'd love to win these for my lovely other half. He loves his moisturisers and cleaners etc. He really does try to take care of himself so I'd love to give him a very special treat with these.
ReplyDeleteSo that he will use his own products instead if using mine
DeleteI'd like to win to give them to my Dad at Christmas! :)
ReplyDeletePerfect to split for my other half and dad for Christmas.
ReplyDeleteI'd love to WIN for my brother - would be a lovely treat of him
ReplyDeleteMy face does not do cold weather and I have never been one to use skin care products so this range will no doubt do wonders for my aging head.
ReplyDeleteI think this would be a lovely pampering idea and would make a great gift, so I'd give it to a friend whose doesn't usually take the time to treat themselves.
ReplyDeleteI'd love to win - they'd make a great present for the father-in-law :)
ReplyDeleteI like the smell of mens products. The items I don't need I will donate to charity
ReplyDeleteI'd love to win to try some quality skincare products. I have eczema (have had since I was born, until 53) and have very sensitive skin. Skincare is a nightmare, usually I resort to steroid creams, which are long-term bad for skin
ReplyDeleteI would love to win for hubby. Try and get him to take more care of his skin.
ReplyDeleteI would love to win this for my husband, being an electrician he doesn't take care of his skin i think this would help him so much
ReplyDeleteI would keep half and give the other half to my dad. That way we can both enjoy these luxury products. Thank you.
ReplyDeleteI would give half to my dad and keep the other part for me. That way we both could enjoy luxury. Thank you
ReplyDeleteso amazing for me
ReplyDeleteI'd like to win this for my boyfriend to scrub him up nicely for Christmas
ReplyDeleteid love to win so my partners fine flyaway hair can be tamed and i can have the rest
ReplyDeleteI'd love to win this fantastic prize for my son who has been my rock since his dad died 18 months ago as well as being the best uncle to his five nephews x
ReplyDeleteI'd love to win for my hubby as I'm teaching him to look after his skin more now esp as he is getting on a bit.. don't tell him I said that ;)
ReplyDeletewould be good as a christmas present for my dad
ReplyDeleteWould love to win these for my son He loves to pamper his skin and it is his birthday soon
ReplyDeleteI would like to win these for my partner as he loves groom ;)
ReplyDeleteHim indoors is constantly pinching my moisturiser and I'd love him to use his own for a change. Super skincare prize.
ReplyDeleteI am fed up of using my wife's skin care stuff and her throwing a wobbly
ReplyDeleteHope it irons my wrinkles away
ReplyDeleteHope it irons out my wrinkles
ReplyDeletethese would be perfect for my teenage son xx
ReplyDeleteThe set would be ideal for my youngest brother.
ReplyDeleteI'd love to win as my husband is a bit saggy around the seams like Bagpuss and I want to make him like Hugh Jackman ;) Seriously they sound great, and I may even pinch the anti-ageing moisturiser myself if I was so lucky enough to win!
ReplyDeleteBe perfect to share for my other half and dad for Christmas,
ReplyDeletei;d love to win these for the other half. because he works on cars his skin gets damaged and becomes really dry x
ReplyDeleteyes my husband needs all the help he can get
ReplyDeleteyes my husband needs all the help he can get
ReplyDeletethese are such great products- i want to spoil myself with their luxury & great quality
ReplyDeleteCould do with all the help i can get to keep me young looking a bit weathered
ReplyDeletewould love to give to my bf, would be a nice treat for him:)
ReplyDeleteLike to win for my brother, who is younger than me but looks older
ReplyDeleteThese would be a great gift for my dad
ReplyDeleteI'd love to win for my hubby who doesn't use anything and should.
ReplyDeleteThis would be brilliant for my partner as his skin is rough and tough and his bristles irritate my skin..
ReplyDeleteThere once was a young man from Reading
ReplyDeleteOften for walks he was heading,
As Winter begin,
Dear God think of his skin,
It might just his face to stop shedding!
These look amazing and would be great for my husband.
ReplyDeleteanything to help me try and improve for her indoors or am I too late
ReplyDeleteI would love to win these for my other half, they look great!
ReplyDeleteDon't know who deserves this yet, son 1, son 2 or him that thinks he should be obeyed.
ReplyDeleteMy son should take better care of his skin and this will help him
ReplyDeleteA gift for my lovely man who puts up with me!!
ReplyDeletei would give them to my partner at xmas x
ReplyDeletePerfect stocking fillers for the those difficult to buy for men in my life. My dad and boyfriend.
ReplyDeletethey are such great quality products that i want to experience them
ReplyDeleteThis would be the perfect gift for my dad!
ReplyDeleteI'd love to WIN for my brother
ReplyDeleteI would love to give these lovely products to my dad for christmas to wean him off the Old Spice
ReplyDeleteI aim to win Christmas and this would be an ideal present
ReplyDeleteMy son needs these products
ReplyDeleteI would love to win these for my husband. He hasn't found anything which meets his high standards yet, but these sound like they would do just the job!
ReplyDeleteI'd love to give my boyfriend a chance to try these. He get flaky skin in the winter and this would be a lifesaver!
ReplyDeleteI would love to win these products for my dad, thank you
ReplyDeleteI would love to win for my husband. Obviously I want him to look his best but more importantly if I won him these he might stop using my moisturiser ...
ReplyDeleteHazel Rea - @beachrambler
I would love to win for my husband, he needs to start looking after his skin
ReplyDeleteMy OH would like to pamper himself for a change thanks
ReplyDeleteI would like to win them for my partner for christmas.
ReplyDeleteI'd love to win this set as a surprise present for my husband for Christmas - he needs a bit more grooming :D
ReplyDeleteBecause I could give them to my very vain husband and hopefully he would then leave mine alone.
ReplyDeleteI would love to win these for my 19 year old son. Hes very vain, as the odd occasion of an outbreak of spots. He's not long been shaving. So think this would be fab for him x
ReplyDeleteI would love to have them for my partner, then maybe he will stop using MINE!!!!!!! he says he doesn't, but I know............. he does look a lot better since using mine though
ReplyDeleteI would like them for my husband, he works hard but rarely treats himself,it would be lovely for him to have this luxury pampering kit
ReplyDeletel would like to win for my husband as he deserves a treat
ReplyDeletei'd like to win for a treat for my other half as hes always going on about his skin but never buys anything to do anything about it!
ReplyDeletePerfect Products to Pamper Partner!
ReplyDeleteid love this for my partner who never pampers himself!
ReplyDeleteThese would be a great present for my boyfriend!
ReplyDeleteAs a present to myself to outshine the socks and jocks that will dominate.
ReplyDeleteI would love to win the moisturizer for my partner as around his beard he gets dry itchy skin and the other products for my brother because he loves a pamper
ReplyDeleteLove to win this for my partner :D x
ReplyDeleteId love to win this for my son - it'd make a great Christmas present
ReplyDeleteI'd love to win this for my son.
ReplyDeleteI'd love to win for my hubby so he can actually start to look after his skin!
ReplyDeleteLove to win to try and combat the red blotchiness my face is afflicted by a few times a week.keep getting dry skin whatever I try
ReplyDeleteGreat to see something the the guys :) This would be a nice treat for my fella as he is always treating me.
ReplyDeleteLOVE TO WIN TO TREAT MY DAD FOR XMAS
ReplyDeletewould love to win these for my partner he needs a treat
ReplyDeleteWell I would like it so I can gift it to my brother who needs all the help he can get..lol
ReplyDeleteWould love for my partner to try
ReplyDeleteI'd love to win these to treat my grown up sons
ReplyDeleteIt is nice to pamper your face.I love trying new skin care products.I used to have an old fashioned view on skincare for men..and I am glad I opened my eyes.I have a skincare routine,,well I try to keep to one,with some products I use regularly,and try out now and again.I have never tried a facemask yet..I will have to try one.
ReplyDeleteI would love to try these products myself
ReplyDeleteI'd like to win to save me buying some Christmas presents :p
ReplyDeleteBecause my boyfriend won't bother to buy his own skincare!
ReplyDeleteI'd love to win this amazing prize so that I could treat my other half at Christmas. He doesnt really pay much attention to his skin so it'd be nice for him to treat himself.
ReplyDeletemy dad would love them.
ReplyDeleteI'd love this set for my fiance .
ReplyDeleteGreat present for my dad xx
ReplyDeleteI'd love to win them for my dad - he's a bit of a metrosexual and loves to take care of himself so he would enjoy them
ReplyDeleteFor my 2 sons who like their skin care products and take care of their skin as its important to them! Ages 22 & 19 so its important to them both
ReplyDeleteThese would make a great gift for my hubby for xmas.
ReplyDeletewould love to win for my boyfiend he always takes my stuff
ReplyDeleteI'd love to win for my husband, then he might stop using mine xx
ReplyDeleteMy Hubby Sooooooo needs this, he loves having face masks
ReplyDeleteMy boyfriend loves his skin care regime. He needs some new products so this would be perfect for him.
ReplyDeleteMy son would appreciate this
ReplyDeleteI'd love to win to give it as a Christmas present!!
ReplyDeleteMy hubby is has always taken care of his skin and looks young for his age....and I'd like him to stay that way 😝
ReplyDeleteI want to turn my husband into a smoothie x
ReplyDeleteWould make a great gift for my brother, he loves this kinda stuff :D
ReplyDeleteThey'd be a lovely Christmas treat for my husband, who never treats himself.
ReplyDeleteI would love these for my son who is very particular about his skincare and the products he uses :)
ReplyDeleteMy Fiance's birthday is on the 13th this would be a lovely surprise for him
ReplyDeleteMy husband looks young for his age and I would like to help him stay like that!
ReplyDeleteI would love these for I use being well groomed as a substitute for being wealthy
ReplyDeleteallegedly
My dad has always looked after his skin and would love to give him this as a christmas present he would be over the moon
ReplyDeleteLooks nice for my husband as he looks like a tramp using shops own brand
ReplyDeleteit would be a great surprise xmas present for my husband on our first xmas as a married couple!
ReplyDeleteWould love to win for my son for Christmas
ReplyDeleteI am a baker and have to get up for work at 3am. I am normally so tired so these products would help me start the day refreshed and ready to face the day!
ReplyDeleteWould love these for my partner
ReplyDeleteMy husband is just starting to get his first wrinkles. This would be awesome for him!
ReplyDeleteMy husband needs a good pampering!
ReplyDeleteI would love to win this amazing giveaway for my hubby. He likes to keep well groomed, Thank you for the chance xxx
ReplyDeleteMy Dad would love these for a Christmas present!
ReplyDeleteI would love my partner to smarten his self up, this would be a start! P.S Don't let him know I said that!
ReplyDeleteI would love my partner to smarten his self up, this would be a start. P.S. Don't let him know I said that!
ReplyDeleteI would like to win so my daughter can give to her father for Christmas
ReplyDeleteIf i won these for My husband i would lick his face daily :)
ReplyDeleteWould love to win for my other half, this would be a lovely extra Christmas present
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ReplyDeletewould love this for my partner
ReplyDeleteI would love to win these for my future husband. I need him to look pretty for me on our big day!!
ReplyDeleteWould like to win this for my father in law :)
ReplyDeleteFor my son, he spends most of his life looking in the mirror :) this would be perfect for him
ReplyDeleteThey would be a wonderful Christmas prezzy for my hubby! :)
ReplyDeletewould love to win for my son. He suffers with his teenage skin & always on the lookout to try something new!
ReplyDeleteMy husband would like to try them.
ReplyDeleteI'd like the chaps in my life to upgrade their skincare routine, especially my son. Good habits start young! Following you and picture submitted on IG @julster55P
ReplyDeletefor a close friends christmas pressie x
ReplyDeleteI would love to win them for my other half for christmas for his stocking - just a hint for him to start pampering himself a little bit (Kim Styles)
ReplyDeleteThe love of my life would be able to treat his skin the way be does me, as a gentleman.
ReplyDeleteLove to win for a Christmas treat for my lad
ReplyDeleteI would love to win these for my husband. He spends so much time looking after me and our 2 children he deserve a bit of pamper time himself!
ReplyDeleteI would love to win these for myself! I have tried lots of skincare products for men and I am always disappointed!
ReplyDeleteI would love to win as it would make a great Christmas pressie for my boyfriend :-)
ReplyDeleteI'd love to win these for my husband, he is my rock & deserves a treat ♥
ReplyDeleteI would love to win these to make a fab Christmas present for my dad :)
ReplyDeleteI think my husband needs some help in this department.
ReplyDeleteI'd like to see the Fez.
I would love to win, my husband sure could do with some grooming.
ReplyDeleteI would love to win this for my boyfriend so he stops stealing my skincare products. He always denies it though
ReplyDeletei would love to win these for my husband he is a well groomed man and deserves a treat :D
ReplyDeleteI would love to win this fab skincare set for my hubby xx
ReplyDeleteI would love to win for my husbands birthday, he is worried about his skin aging and i know this would make him feel better about his skin
ReplyDeleteMy husband could do with a helping hand!
ReplyDeleteWould love to win these for my son as he likes to pamper himself! 😄
ReplyDeleteI'd like to win these for my partner as a Christmas treat :D
ReplyDeleteSimon Benson. I need all the help I can get to look younger
ReplyDeleteI need all the help I can get
ReplyDeleteSimon Benso
My husband is rubbish at looking after his skin I'd love to win this for him
ReplyDeleteFor my hubby, would keep for Christmas and he'd get the surprise of his life :-)
ReplyDeleteMy teenage sons would love these, as they're just becoming interested in all the potions and lotions now available :D
ReplyDeleteWould love them for my partner as he has just been diagnosed with Fybromyalgia and could do with some cheering up.
ReplyDeleteLove to win for my husband to keep him looking young!
ReplyDeleteFABULOUS PRODUCTS & A VERY GENEROUS GIVEAWAY GOOD LUCK EVERYONE
ReplyDeletemy son would love this he loves grooming products and a nice gift for xmas
ReplyDeleteMy teenage son could ceratinly do with these to make him smell as sweet as he really is!
ReplyDeleteWould love to win this to look the bees knees
ReplyDeleteRather than my husband smelling of fish (he is a fishmonger), I would love him to smell of Bergamot. Even smelling of cold tar would be better than fish....but given the choice, I opt for these lovely products,so that even the old sole may take a liking to him... (get it??)
ReplyDeleteID LOVE THIS FOR MY SON HE LOVES ALL SKIN CARE
ReplyDeleteI would like to win as I currently have a face rougher than the feet of an elderly gazelle. This would make me a new man, I salute thee!
ReplyDeleteFor my son. Since starting uni his skin has been a bit of a state. This would be a great start to get him back to his healthy looking self
ReplyDeleteWould love to win for my hubby, be nice to pamper him for a change!
ReplyDeleteFantastic, count me in please, I would like to win for my hubby because the eldest keeps using his
ReplyDeleteI would love these products so I could make myself look a bit younger!
ReplyDeletemy partner does need a decent moisturiser that is manly !
ReplyDeletemy partner doesnt think it is manly to use products. id love to give him this and show him he's wrong
ReplyDeleteIf I win these it might put the kids off buying the usual naff they get me for Xmas!
ReplyDeletei would love to win a pamper treat for my fiance
ReplyDeleteI would love to win these products for my partner, he loves a good skincare product!
ReplyDeleteMy face could do with a wash, to feel revitalised and scrubbed to get rid of the mask and to feel like a gentleman. ��
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