In which G.M. Norton guides chaps through the confusing, uncharted wooing waters.
That chance encounter can happen anywhere - on public transport, standing in a queue, walking around an art gallery, at work, in a bar. The moment you meet an exquisite creature that stirs up a strong desire to overwhelm her with the 'bold move', all too often the incident runs as follows.
The fair maiden - all cherry lips and eyes you get lost in. You - all nerves, incoherence and slobbering. Don't be this man. With just a little effort, you can exude David Niven-like panache.
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Panache aplenty |
Ever mindful that you can meet the girl of your
dreams anywhere; always be prepared. Just as you may have your best underwear
on should you be knocked down by a moving vehicle (chances are a mobility
scooter), always be presentable. If you look good, you will feel good and
confidence is the key to opening Pandora’s Box (or Catherine’s, or Jenny’s...).