In which G.M. Norton becomes older and (just a little) wiser.
Well chumrades, I recently reached the grand old age
of thirty-two. I know, I hardly look a day over forty-five.
Unfortunately for you, I am not prepared to share my
beauty tips for ageing and sallow skin. However, I am prepared to share with
you my birthday bounty.
This year, I asked my beloved for this little beauty…